New lows

Oh eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww. I just saw a commercial with that no-talent skank Megan Fox and she somehow opened her mouth and made words come out that said she was hosting the season premier of SNL. In the words of your own Weekend Update anchors, Really, THAT was the best host you could come up with, Really?

Peace Out, Napkin Face!

Now I don't know if you watch the Bachelor, but you should. Not because it actually leads to true love or anything like that. But because you get to watch seemingly normal girls fall apart and act like total trainwrecks. I'm sure you already know this, after like 22 seasons, but just in case you don't, start watching. This week, the resident psycho, Shannon, who was also the token not pretty girl, finally lost it. And it was AWESOME. She was like begging him not to send her home, and it was just supposed to be like a fun date. They got the best date EVER--to go to the set of General Hospital. And she's like freakin' bawling and being like "I want you to go home with me." THe rest is too funny and great to even write about. I was lauging so hard, and so was my boyfriend. I kept rewinding it. I have included it here for your viewing pleasure. This makes my whole day. I know my life is sad. But Napkin Face's is a hell of a lot sadder.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY5lLhaRcm0

Quote of the Week

"You mean, why'd she take her vagina and leave?.... I found out that no amount of pancakes can erase 'Shut the Hell up! Stop talking to me!"
--comedian Mark Maron talking about his divorce on Conan

Told ya....

I'd forget some movies. Here are some other good ones.

Southland Tales (it's out there-warning)
The House Bunny
Yes Man
Seven Pounds
Stranger Than Fiction
Charlie Wilson's War
HellBoy 2
Redline (for pure hilarity--it's so bad it's great)
Hot Rod
Invincible

Great Movies to See

So I spend a lot of time watching movies. A lot of time. I love it. Movies are a definite passion of mine. Since I have seen so many, I thought I would compile a list of some good ones that are worth seeing. I'll probably think of more, so I'll keep adding them.

Meet Bill
Charlie Bartlett
Valkyrie
Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden?
Step Brothers
The Ex
Bernard and Doris
War, Inc.
The Hammer
Elizabeth
Elizabeth: The Golden Age
Bolt
Aquamarine
The King of Kong
Stardust
The Hunting Party
Mommie Dearest
Charade
Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day
The Company
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Cassandra's Dream
Resurrecting the Champ
Mad Money
Flawless
Kung Fu Panda
Get Smart
Bella

Granted, these are my picks, so you many not love them. Some are really mainstream, and some, like War, Inc, and Bernard and Doris are a little out there. But that's me. Even if you never watch any of these, DO NOT watch Wanted or The Love Guru. Please. They are 2 of the worst movies ever made in recent times. Blech. I am physically cringing just thinking about them. If you watch any of my picks, let me know what you think!